haiku-robot:

pyromeet-theocean:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

Can you imagine telling your date you work for pornhub…. plowing snow

can you imagine
telling your date you work for
pornhub… plowing snow

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!