Can I get on the plane now please?
NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS
Okay
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Any updates?
YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!
Okay
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Can I have a sandwich please?
NO
Okay
YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?
Noo
SAY IT
I’m a little fat girl
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Can I please go home on an airplane?
NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS
Why are you doing this?
🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶
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Lets see if southwest has any flights
I don’t like delta too much. They don’t treat people well unless your VIP
i don’t like delta
too much they don’t treat people
well unless your vip
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