the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
what about the last person. what do they get.
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them
also, their credit cards
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