stonedthumb:

squirticuno:

snorlaxatives:

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

wh–

what the hell???

ellen has a BROTHER?!?!