2018 Predictions
• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out
• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)
• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building
• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive
• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride
• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real
• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)
3/8 let’s go
It’s not even February yet


