american school bus things

bara-ass-destroyer:

deadmomjokes:

uncleinuyasha:

sansaslays:

znrnnr:

denialriver:

• yelling. all the time
• food is everywhere ?
• no seatbelts
• dying in the winter because one of the windows is stuck and can’t be closed
• dying in the summer because no one knows how to open the windows
• slurs written on the back of seats
• holes punched through the seats
• upperclassmen in the back
• the bus driver always slams on the brakes
• kids falling and flying down the aisles
• “riding the school bus is a privilege”
• the guy who got suspended from the bus is somehow back
• doing the evacuation drill on the most inconvenient day
• bullying/watching kids get bullied is Inevitable
• writing swear words backwards on the foggy window so people would read it as you passed by
• sticking your entire body out the window

feel free to add more

opening the windows is treated as a criminal offense

flipping cars off as they drive by

Bus driver taking a slightly different route and everyone panicking

The wasp that inevitably gets inside during summery weather and everyone screaming and running all over the bus and the driver telling everyone to sit the heck down cuz their freaking out is going to cause a wreck, and the wasp keeps flying straight for faces instead of the open windows.

When one kid goes too far and the bus driver pulls over wherever the hell you are and yells for 15 minutes and making everybody late for school