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Donald Trump: I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist.

Lemony Snicket: A feminist, simply put, is a person who believes in the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes. Therefore a person who would refer to women with terms such as dogs, fat slobs, pigs, and disgusting animals, or might go so far as to brag about grabbing women by their genitalia, would not be considered a feminist by any definition of the word. For that reason, when Donald Trump says he is not a feminist, we should hardly register the proclamation as breaking news.