Fake AH Crew Let’s Play GTA V – Heist sentence starters

bunchofrpmemes:

• We’re all broke. We’re so broke. 

• Anybody that sees our faces is gonna have to die, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison.

• There can be no traces of us left, okay?

• That’s the problem with being a drug user. You’re always chasing the high. You know. You got it and then it’s gone, and then how you gonna top that. And then you’re dead.

• You gotta look cool. You’re not making us look cool.

• We haven’t robbed anything yet and we’re already wanted!

• My car just got destroyed! Why?!

• No, no, no, don’t stop yet. Don’t stop yet. Just keep driving.

• I look totally inconspicuous.

• I’m gonna buy a new identity, dude.

• Don’t take a picture of yourself! That’s evidence! I’ll have to blow you up!

• Have you walked through your emergency evacuation procedure?

• Oh, I’m in the middle of the car wash. I thought the car could use a clean before we get going.

• Ooh. A helicopter… Why is that helicopter upside down?

• I am planting C4 all over the place, getting ready for you guys to run.

• Where’s the mask store?

• I don’t know what’s going on. I’m just taking shots at everybody.

• I’m nervous too, but if everybody just follows their fucking instructions…

• We’re gonna rob it together, right?

• All right, spare no expense. Remember, this is for the take of a lifetime.

• I got explosives.

• Getaway boat is ready to go.

• You guys got bullet proof tires, right?

• ___, we’re gonna make a fucking fortune. Who cares about how much you spend?

• I know tensions are high, but come on, let’s try to stay together.

• That’s gonna get us stopped by the cops.

• That’s my job! Stop stealing my job!

• I’m glad I took a hit from that bong. I’m really calm.

• Good luck everybody. Do your job and we’ll all come out of this just fine.

• Put the money in the bag, you son of a bitch!

• We are not interested in becoming murderers. We just need the money.

• Oh shit, I didn’t anticipate a chopper!

• Oh, you killed him! You killed him! What did you do?!

• On the bright side, uh, your cut just got a hell of a lot bigger.

• I mean… there really doesn’t have to be two of us left at this point though, does there?

• You never got the money. You didn’t get the money.

• Alright. Well. I will say, the plan worked. Uh, more or less.

• How much money did we end up getting, do you know?

• Well, listen, I think we learned a lot, and the next heist will be that much better.