vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

ppl keep suggesting lucid dreaming to run back into my fake otherworldy dream lover but do you know who I am?? me attempting lucid dreaming would mean meeting some actual dude from another plane of existence and I don’t have the energy for that

me: im sorry i didnt mean to astral travel to wherever we are right now

dude: what WAS your goal?

me: to meet my FAKE otherworldly lover from my dream

dude: im here?

me: i’m gay sorry I was only in love with the concept of a man

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