espanolbot2:

recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

Thor: Also, isn’t the universe really, really big? Like, that’s one of its main attributes, being huge.

Thanos: Right?

Thor: And if the universe is infinitely large, AND it’s shown that there are multiple means to travel faster than the speed of light, then logically there are near infinite amounts of resources to feed a near infinite amount of people as the technology exists to just go to where there are more resources, right?

Thanos: Yeah, but on my planet…

Thor: The universe isn’t a planet, you suck at math.