I Saw Deadpool Tonight and Let Me Say:
**SPOILERS AHEAD, MAJOR SPOILERS**
OKAY THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME AND I LOVE BUT THERE’S SO MANY REASONS THAT I’M GOING I’M GOING TO LIST BELOW:
1.) Deadpool is pan AF in this movie.
2.) He’s pan for Colossus.
3.) He’s pan for Cable.
4.) Super Negasonic Teenage Warhead has an awesome girlfriend.
5.) Cable is awesome.
6.) Brad Pitt was invisible the whole time except for when he died.
7.) Poor Bill Skåsgard.
8.) “I HAVE THE POWER OF COURAGE!”
9.) Acoustic Take On Me.
10.) “That power’s so stupid, it sounds like it would be made up by somebody who can’t even draw feet.”
11.) Just. That Rob Liefeld potshot.
12.) ‘Produced by one of the guys who killed the puppy in John Wick.’
13.) The entire mid credit scene of Deadpool time traveling.
14.) It was so cathartic to see him repeatedly shoot the old Deadpool.
15.) Deadpool is pan for Logan but I think we already knew that.
16.) Blind Al is a treasure and does not deserve to put up with all this shit.
17.) The X-Men literally noped out of the movie and it was the second funniest joke in the whole movie.
18.) Holy shit, I like how they used Juggernaut.
19.) Colossus, buddy, you’re trying your best and we love you for it.
20.) The Stan Lee cameo was him spray painted onto a building which was really creative.
21.) I love Domino. She didn’t do anything yet did everything at the same time and I am so amazed at how good her scenes were.
22.) And last but certainly not least: Firefist is my new son and no one gets to hurt him now. If you do, I will cut you with a cream cheese spreader.
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Brie 