bunnywest:

ladydrace:

gobsmackapplejack:

inkandblade:

samanthahirr:

seperis:

laporcupina:

cacchieressa:

beanarie:

thebibliosphere:

ssalogel:

nonasuch:

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rembrandtswife:

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schmergo:

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the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

solidgoldhighhopes:

shittymoonglasses:

langsty-mc-langstface:

plumpwhump:

imnotgravitywelles:

solluxisms:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

dimondlite:

tygerblaze:

brendaonao3:

werelibrarian:

boopifer:

abiroux:

rachelhaimowitz:

notmanos:

ameliacgormley:

ravensrandoms:

cocksaplenty:

hideyholepam:

ceescedasticity:

bethany-sensei:

seananmcguire:

lindsayribar:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

Unsustainable Pacing should probably buy a metronome

Forget The Action Let’s All Talk Some More

~ever-increasing granularity~

Cuck of the Author

Omg. My authors, I’m *begging* you to reply to this one.

Golly This Sentence is Long

Too Many Commas

Heaps of Unfinished Stories

Spider Solitaire…….

What Tense Is This Even In?

Im Scared This Wants to Be an Epic.

(Insert) To Be Added Later

The one shots that became a series…

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @gingersnapwolves @keiramarcos

Just gonna sit this here.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 500 WORDS, WHY.

“Em Comma Hell”

Alternatively: “All Smut, All The Time”

Flowery Prose is here with special guests Never Enough Gore

let’s check the word count *click* 

Oh.

What do you mean it can be over a 1000 words per chapter

Excessive usage of names

why so many ellipses

my band is named Inserted Author’s Note

What’s a Chapter?

Dropping an EP for my new band, Writing Scenes Around A Joke 

Definitely, Actually, Honestly Just Way Too Many Filler Words

Here’s my band, Eat Talk Fuck

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Homeric Epithets, who are opening tonight for our main attraction Mugged By A Plot

Hi guys, we’re Too Many Em Dashes, here with a single from our debut album I Forgot What Tense This Was In. A-one, two, three, four–!

@thebibliosphere

Spin The Bottle Of Vampire Tropes

toss up between overuse of cliches and a complete & total lack of description

it’s Rushing the Ending coming at you with our latest hit, Talking Heads in a Formless Void

Tonight at the Hammerstein Ballroom: Attack of the 150 Word Sentences with special guests Tense Shift and Too Many Parenthetical Statements. Sponsored by Every Sentence Needs a Semicolon. 

Hi, @laporcupina and I are semicolon-filled-paragraph-mates!  Sometimes, my paragraphs get two periods. But not often.  Not often at all.

Gerunding Gerunds has the hottest minimalist riff this year, every sentence exactly the same!

Count as you breathe in.

Languishing WsIP – performance dates tbd.

Put your hands up for Inconsistent Style And Quality.

Let’s hear it for – It Was Supposed To Be A One Shot!!!