John Mulaney quotes that might have been said from Mean Girls
Cady: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds!
Janis: You remember being 12, when you’re like, “no one look at me or I’ll kill myself
Damian: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars
Regina: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Gretchen: Do My Friends Hate Me? Or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?
Karen: Your opinion doesn’t matter in elementary school