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John Mulaney quotes that might have been said from Mean Girls

Cady: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds!

Janis: You remember being 12, when you’re like, “no one look at me or I’ll kill myself

Damian: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars

Regina: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

Gretchen: Do My Friends Hate Me? Or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?

Karen: Your opinion doesn’t matter in elementary school

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