noxlous:

mechalesbian:

other people (cowards): but if we replace parts of our bodies with machines, are we really still…human?

me (woke, courageous): hey check out this sick ass laser pointer i just got installed in my pinky finger. drives cats fucking nuts.

op no offense to your post i just wanted to let you kno my dumbass brain misread “check out this sick ass laser pointer i just got installed in my fucking nuts”