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“Alfredo, Would you ever voice anime porn?”

*questions if he would do the male of female voice*

“What do you mean you’d rather do the female voice?”

“Well the males are always so, like, blaaaahhhhhh”

“It’s true. They’re a little rapey”

“Alright but say it was a classy one. A CLASSY one. They’re in love”

“Well can I be like me but ‘Oh Shit Girl, Hi”

“Is that how you flirt? Oh shit girl hi?”

“Noo, That’s when we’ve been in a relationship for a while and I’m playful. You know your at home, ya working real hard, I come in with a nice little cheese platter, ya know, candles lit, like, oh hey Boo”