I’m a canoe instructor so like I am of the belief that anyone willing can generally learn how to paddle proficiently but there is always One (1) person, of any gender, in the class who can’t ease up. Who thinks it’s a competition to Row Harder and Stronger than Anyone In History. Who Thinks they’re trying to paddle into orbit. And they are Mine Enemy.
That person is Me. I am the Oncoming Storm. No petty mortal shall stop Me from reachig My destiny. I shall row to the end of the world!!!!!!
IF YOU ROW HARDER THAN THE OTHER PERSON IN THE CANOE YOU DONT GO ANYWHERE THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT ILL FIGHT YOU ON THE WATER ILL SEND YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brie 