- posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
- hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
- *sips blood* ah! Probiotic
- *minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
- “Organic food is so expensive”
- *at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
- constant mid-life crisis
- “Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
- sunset motivational posters
- *14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
- OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
- *random hissing*
Vampire Memes!
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