f-l-i-c-k-e-r:

jeremy, about geoff and his vacuum cleaner girlfriend: they’re both straight. it’s a female vacuum cleaner

geoff, quietly and sort of disbelieving: i don’t know if its female.

(conversation flows unrelated)

geoff, considering the idea some more. like, really focusing: i don’t even know that i’m straight- im just too old and tired to try new things

me: