darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
grand wizard and his young apprentice
These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.
i can finally die in peace
darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
grand wizard and his young apprentice
These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.
i can finally die in peace
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
BOOK STARTERS VOL.23 ( HOUSE OF LEAVES ) ( MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI )
- ❛ It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it’s mine. ❜
- ❛ Like patience, passion comes from the same Latin root: pati. It does not mean to flow with exuberance. It means to suffer. ❜
- ❛ No one ever really gets used to nightmares. ❜
- ❛ I still get nightmares. In fact, I get them so often I should be used to them by now. I’m not. ❜
- ❛ Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. ❜
- ❛ Some people reflect light, some deflect it, you by some miracle, seem to collect it. ❜
- ❛ Beautiful women are always drawn to men they think will keep them beautiful. ❜
- ❛ The ruminations are mine, let the world be yours. ❜
- ❛ You will fulfil a promise I made years ago but failed to keep. ❜
- ❛ Darkness never satisfies. Especially if it takes something away which it almost always invariably does. ❜
- ❛ I want something else. I’m not even sure what to call it anymore. ❜
- ❛ What can I say, I’m a sucker for abandoned stuff, misplaced stuff, forgotten stuff, any old stuff. ❜
- ❛ Is it possible to love something so much, you imagine it wants to destroy you only because it has denied you? ❜
- ❛ It’s just silent, no sound at all. It’s like something’s waiting. ❜
- ❛ I guess I’m hoping the weapons will make me feel better, grant me some kind of fucking control. ❜
- ❛ Oh and something else: – Fuck you. ❜
- ❛ God I’ve never been afraid like this. ❜
- ❛ I miss you. I love you. There’s no second I’ve lived that you can’t call your own. ❜
- ❛ I’m so tired. Sleep’s been stalking me for too long to remember. Inevitable I suppose. ❜
- ❛ Not seeing the rip doesn’t mean you automatically get to keep clear of the Hey-I’m-Bleeding part. ❜
- ❛ These days fantasies flourish and die like summer flies. ❜
- ❛ Yeah I know, I know. This shit’s getting ridiculous. ❜
- ❛ ‘Fuck’ and ‘fall for’ have very different meanings. The first one you do as much as you can. The second one you never ever, ever do. ❜
- ❛ It’s a nice idea but it reeks of hope. False hope. ❜
- ❛ It’s, well…one thing in two words: fucked up…very fucked up. Okay three words, four words, who the hell cares…very very fucked up. ❜
- ❛ Do you think I could spend the night at your place? ❜
- ❛ Any fool can pray. ❜
- ❛ I feel like I haven’t slept in months. My neighbours are scared of me. ❜
- ❛ I’ve lost my mind? Maybe, maybe, maybe. Maybe I’m just really drunk. ❜
- ❛ Perhaps by cleaning out my system I’ll come to a clearing where I can ease myself into peace. ❜
- ❛ I should be dead. Why am I still here? ❜
- ❛ Fuck if I know. Your guess is as good as mine. ❜
- ❛ You are my flesh. You are my bones. I know you too well. I read you too perfectly. ❜
- ❛ Not all complex problems have easy solutions. ❜
- ❛ Do you believe in God? I don’t think I ever asked you that one. ❜
- ❛ We all create stories to protect ourselves. ❜
- ❛ Are you kidding me? This place is scary. ❜
- ❛ These days the only thing that gets me outside is when I say: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ❜
- ❛ You like that crap because it reminds you of you. ❜
- ❛ You may suddenly realise things are not how you perceived them to be at all. ❜
These boys on this week’s Achievement Haunter being all dirty and sweaty in those old outfits, got me feeling some type of way.
via reddit.com
dog
Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.
if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute
Buffets are PVP enabled areas
Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza
Enchanting her weapon
if you’re gay for werewolves hit that morherfcukjnf reblog button
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why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?
ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face 🙂 ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)
yeah i’m a lesbian
loving
every
single
girl
always
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when i made this i literally didn’t even realize i misspelled lesbian as “lesgan” what the fuck?? what the fuck??
Wlw culture is not being able to spell
this is the funniest addition thank you