best-shower-thoughts:

Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antartica is technicaly the continent with the highest average IQ and education. (source)

cipheramnesia:

quasi-normalcy:

Hot Take: We are actually living in a “gasoline punk” alternate universe, where technology continued to develop along the lines of hydrocarbon combustion, even though nuclear energy has been available for decades.

Well that explains the comically exaggerated, dystopian nightmare setting that appears to be a very badly concealed metaphor about oppression. Someone tell the sixteen year old writing me that they don’t have to kill off every cool character.

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

star-eaters:

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

sarah-yyy:

richietoaster:

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

bold of you to assume i’m a writer who writes at all

no-i-know-her:

jonsoki:

petite-ursus:

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

natigail:

Dan: So if you don’t know me and Phil, big Muse fans.

Phil: OG Muse fans.

Dan: The first conversation we ever had was about a new Muse album.

Phil: It was! Like the first proper chat. We were like-

Dan: And so will be the last! *fake strangles Phil*

*Phil plays along and leans out of shot, fake dying*

Dan: Exclusive content. Murder.

Phil: Yeah, anyway I really like it!

gayreinhardt:

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

rtalfredo:

Extra Life 2014: We’re gonna play some twister kids 🙂

Extra Life 2018: You’re getting a tazer shoved right up your asshole