panvyrin:

Everyone else: the death nuts hurt so much, I’m crying out possibly my soul and milk will never repair the damage that has been done
Kdin shoving all five levels in her mouth at once and not reacting at all: What?

ryan-the-model-guy:

Chad possesses the same weird energy as Meg which seemingly makes Ryan 73,6% more relaxed and social and I live for it

owlmylove:

“The infamous Count Dracula is rumored to have descended from the ancient Vlad the Impaler, who was actually descended from the distinctly friendlier Brad the Infuser who lived in the Northern region of what would one day become Transylvania. Brad is considered the lesser-known of the vampire kings, as he spent the majority of his reign trying to cultivate the perfect array of blood-infused teas. Needless to say, the vampire community doesn’t really talk much about Brad.”

— hello and welcome to my nanowrimo revamp

maxximoffed:

lordmogatron:

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

just-shower-thoughts:

For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won’t shut up.