beemojis:

beemojis:

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

just-shower-thoughts:

At some point in the future, when space is colonized, there will be an actual Disney World, and the one in Florida will have to get demoted.

just-shower-thoughts:

Little kids believe commercials that say “Light up shoes make you faster!!”, adults believe commercials that say a guy at Lowes making $11/hr is an “Expert”.

thekm11:

*Remus, trying to convince how dangerous he is*

Remus: You know how in those horror movies people lock themselves inside a house so that the demons can’t enter?

Remus: Now, you idiots are what’s inside the house.

Remus: And I’m what’s outside of the house.

adamsmasher:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

hi I’m a therapist
some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma
some people come to me because their job is super stressful
some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway
some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing
some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway
what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.