Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding
aw hell no
Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.
Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off
As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.
I’ve seen deer:
1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed
2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey
3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field
4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed
5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease
first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw
bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.
eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:
this is THE single funniest spam email I’ve received
this is what I get for googling jeff bridges hot yesterday
Welcome to the ice-cream store. What flavor you want?
yes
Brie 