[Image Description: Tag reading “you can go fuck yourself”]
The Special Edition AO3 Tag of the Day is: Tumblr @ its userbase
And, consequently, the userbase @ Tumblr
Female-presenting-nipple owners, male-presenting-nipple owners, and people with nipples of all other descriptions, this right here is the mood of the day.
If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”
He could be moving with the blow to rob most of it with hit’s power. Punching Superman while he’s staying stock still would be like punching a brick wall with all your might.
You’d likely shatter your hand and tear open your knuckles, at the very least.
This is just Superman getting the point across without destroying the guy’s hands.