eyesprawl:

griffin mcelroy voice: welcome to my fun comedy show for jokes 🙂 in this episode, listen as a man begs one of his closest friends to kill him so he doesn’t forget his missing wife’s face

sevenrelics:

sevenrelics:

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed

vichy:

vichy:

i think. ok. like. john mulaney and the mcelroys aren’t actually that funny in terms of their improv/the quality of their jokes. there are people with much better written comedy sets and funnier improv, but the way that they deliver what they say it what makes it good. they could read the back of a shampoo bottle and you’d feel like you just heard a joke

this is part of the reason john mulaney gifs aren’t nearly as funny as videos of him. you cant explain why his horse in a hospital bit is funny unless you’ve actually heard him say “IT’S A ĤĤORSE. IN A H́OSPITAL”

kazuhiramlller:

theyellowbrickroad:

so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

reivenesque:

iron-legion-cyborg:

illicitmemedealer:

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

You mean

The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)

mickmercury:

mrsjadecurtiss:

parisbian:

can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c’est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth" 

Thats “it be like that sometimes” erasure

“that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” is a line from act 1 of Samuel Beckett’s 1953 play Waiting for Godot

Waiting for Godot was originally written in French

French is better than any other language at expressing this sentiment apparently