things got a little heated in the gc today
International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor
“When I kill God…” has got to be the best start to a sentence ever
Soooo … in accordance with this deity-slaughtering sandwich-carrot law, does a poptart count as a sandwich?
“Scarlett & Joker enjoying some enrichment this morning…digging for treats in cedar shavings!“
🎥:
you guys wanna see this picture of young tom hardy?
How dare you do this
idk if this is a positive or negative reaction tbh
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”
What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)
Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho
Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT
Me watching it get to the full picture:
OH MY GOD?!?!?!
Oh
My fucking
Wow
listen. listen. you’ll pry indian harry potter and black hermione granger from my cold, dead fingers.














