s3tok41b4:

kasaneteto:

kasaneteto:

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

mass-nerderer:

cishetsbeingcishet:

cishetsbeingcishet:

cishetsbeingcishet:

cishetsbeingcishet:

ok im currently working at a summer camp and theres this 8 year old girl playing minecraft on a phone and shes been spawning sheep in a pit with wolves and then watching the sheep die repeatedly for like 6 minutes now

shes been steadily increasing the amount of sheep in the pit

another girl came over to see what she was doing and she immediately turned around to show her a house she had built but as soon as the girl left she went back to the wolf pit

it happened again a boy was glancing over at her and she acted like she was cutting down a tree and then when he lost interest she went back to the pit

she went down in the pit and stabbed a few to death but now shes back to letting the wolves do the work

Criminal Minds

scoutfinches:

hotboyproblems:

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

bemusedlybespectacled:

strange-goodfellows:

lilybaud:

gayleontologists:

i can’t stop fucking thinking about my english prof talking about the queer historical significance of the word “sweet” as a deliberate indicator of homosexual love and how that relates to both edward ii and gaveston, as well as hamlet and horatio. so, because shakespeare was likely totally knowledgeable about codes that queer men were using (cos like duh obvs), the inclusion of “sweet prince” at the end of hamlet is in all likelihood a completely deliberate indication that hamlet and horatio were in love

i’m???? so gay for literature and history lmao

my good sweet honey lord????

I WROTE A WHOLE PAPER ON THIS SHIT IN DOCTOR FAUSTUS HIT ME UP LITERALLY ANY TIME YO.

“goodnight, you gay fuck”

dzamboni:

Together they form a complete goatee

buzzfeed:

This Mom Said Her Son Was “Afraid To Date” Because Of Feminists And Now Everyone’s Trolling Her, Including Her Sons Apparently

aujoule:

Terrible white male fantasy fans: You can’t apply human races to fantasy creatures, that’s why they’re always white.

Griffin McElroy: This is my werewolf oc he’s latinx and he’s going to be the president.

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

memeufacturing:

i am so here for friends who randomly start typing and sending paragraphs at me. like it doesnt matter if youre excited about something or if you just wanna talk a lot about a specific thing. im so here for that. its all interesting & i wanna hear