timetickticksaway:

timetickticksaway:

i don’t understand the memes about death stranding being incomprehensible. it’s very simple. you are a mailman and you deliver packages. that’s all there is to it.

carnival-phantasm:

meatkasa:

Power Stance

quasi-normalcy:

unicornempire:

elencaorange:

Twitter

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

deathfromabove1989:

sapper-in-the-wire:

sapper-in-the-wire:

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

catsbeaversandducks:

Cats are scientifically proven to reduce stress.

Photos by Curious Zelda

thatloveablelesbian:

kateordie:

regurgitation-imminent:

regurgitation-imminent:

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

counterpoint: girl scouts

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

Actually, I totally have something to add to this.

So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house!

As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown.

So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’

And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?”

“My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”.

Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

Oh right, this.

I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night.

All his windows were broken.

THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE

AHHHHH IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN AND NOW IT’S UPDATED????? BLESSED??????

girl-who-likes-weird-things:

butchmachine:

trulyvincent:

Creating a marble sculpture
Joey Marcella
Link to full vid in comments

WOW

What happens to all the unused marble chunks?

They eat them

I’m only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it’s not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you’re so amazing!! It’s only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

kingkishou:

thenimbus:

ask-unexus:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

lisasimpsonwannabe:

enrique262:

knightrepentant:

enrique262:

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything.

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND
magnificent

samandriel:

knsth:

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime