fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

im-the-batmann:

shadows-ember:

reperspectivity:

michuno:

amberhamster:

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Source?

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

girlfriendluvr:

magnusbrownbisexual:

girlfriendluvr:

HEY GOYIM YOU KNOW THATS NOT HOW JUDAISM WORKS AT ALL RIGHT??? like HELL DOESNT EXIST in judaism. we do not believe in hell. and jewish philosophy ENCOURAGES questioning god.

i think the thing ur thinking of is ummmmm Just Fucking Christianity lol. stop trying to lump us in with christians when you clearly dont know the first thing about judaism and assume its a clone of christianity.

(idk much of anything abt islamic philosophy, muslim followers feel free to add on!)

hell in islam is reformatory and never permanent unless you’ve done some irredeemable evil, but ultimately, if your good deeds outweigh your “bad” deeds (even if it’s just one (1) thing that’s big enough to outweigh your entire life) then you go straight to heaven. islam rests on “do good unto others and on yourself” and not “don’t do this”…..when will people learn to read. i’m so sorry, op, for people.

we have a ton of stories about the prophet muhammad (pbuh) where he talked about or talked to people that were textbook case ‘sinners’ but still went to heaven because they either never did anything bad to others or they did some enormous good deed. at the end of the day, we believe that only Allah can decide who goes to hell/heaven, even temporarily and who doesn’t, and we are actually forbidden to say things like “you’re going to hell!!!!” because we don’t know which good deed of ours shines so bright in His eyes that all our bad deeds are immediately forgiven.

and there are so many tiny ways to have bad deeds erased? fast once and your past bad deeds are gone. smile and spend time with your parents and Allah builds a house for you in heaven. save someone’s live and you’re good. refuse to talk bad about someone and Allah smiles down on you……hell is mostly just cautionary for the average person because even if the average person does something bad enough they could end up in temporary hell, they will probably do something to redeem themselves before that time comes.

thank you for the information, islam sounds beautiful!!

bettsplendens:

thedoctorknits:

aveanexalea:

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

the-dm-diet-steve:

suanpir:

jackscarab:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

did-you-kno:

There’s a song that’s been proven
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called
Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it
was specifically designed to slow your
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective
that it’s dangerous to drive while
listening to it because it
can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

YO O_O

I knew within seconds that I’d heard this before.

It was one of the first Tumblr posts I favorited.

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”

The study – commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa – found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.

The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union – Weightless 2. Airstream – Electra 3. DJ Shah – Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya – Watermark 5. Coldplay – Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona – Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints – Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart – Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar – We Can Fly

One of the comments suggests pairing it with Rainymood.

The combined calm might be weaponized with adding this song and some crackling fire.

When I was literally unable to sleep at all, my senior at work gave me this song to listen to!

My wife uses this song when she’s having near-meltdown levels of anxiety right before bed and it helps her relax and shed some of that stress enough for her to attempt to lie down and sleep.

tatooiines:

lampfaced:

houstonwehaveadog:

saltrat88:

tulpawithablog:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

Australia is a foreign planet.