MBTI personality types as otherworldly/supernatural creatures

reordering-the-planets:

ISTP: werewolf (or

lycanthrope): Often referred to as children of the moon, werewolves are humans who, due to a curse or magic affliction, have obtained the ability to transform themselves into (fullform) wolves during a full moon.

ISTJ: vampire: A human-like creature with pale skin known to feast on human blood. Usually capable of taking the form of a bat.

Afraid of the sunlight or sometimes of crossing over water.

ISFJ: brownie (or house elf): Household creatures that aid in tasks around the house in exchange for some milk, honey, biscuits or cream. They don’t like to be seen by humans so they work at night and spend daytime in the attic, in a warm corner or in hole in the wall.

ESTP: goblin: Mischievous and temperamental, small creatures gifted with magical powers and a greedy nature. They shall steal your jewelry and gold.

INTJ: Lilin (or succubus/incubus): Demonic, night spirits who appear in dreams taking the form of a woman or man and seduce their victims in order to engage into sexual activity with them. Repeated intercourse with a Lilin can cause serious health weakness or even death.

ESFP: poltergeist: Malevolent spirits responsible for haunting humans through physical disturbances like levitating and destroying objects, making loud noises and even harm humans. In their worst, poltergeists pinch, bite, trip or even hit humans.

ESFJ: Watcher (or Grigori): A fallen angel that according to the Books of Enoch fell for Heavens and dispatched to Earth in order to watch over humans. The offspring of a human and a Watcher is called Nephilim.

INTP: jinn (or genie): Sapient spirits with either a kind or benevolent nature. Usually invisible or in shadow form but also able to take many forms and possess human bodies. They travel ceaselessly and instantaneously from one place to another.

ENFP: fairy (or fae, fairie and fair folk): Small structured creatures that inhabit forests, lakes, mountains, rivers and springs. They fly with insect or butterfly wings or even on birds. They use magic to preserve and protect the nature and they sometimes swap human children with their own for unknown reasons.

ENTJ: dragon: Legendary, reptile creatures with many legs and strong wings. Most of them breath fire and live on the mountains, while other are rain and storm bringers.

ESTJ: Leviathan: A giant sea monster which lives in the depths of the ocean and attacks ships to feast on human flesh. Either reptile formed with horns or possesses many octopus legs (like the Kraken) or even giant crab claws.

INFJ: elf: Elves are intelligent supernatural human-shaped beings that possess great magical power, ethereal beauty and ancient wisdom. They either help, endanger or ignore humans. They inhabit forests, hills and mountains and on a misty morning or a starry night they can be seen from afar dancing in circles. Most believe that elves are immortal or live thousands of years, but one can never be sure.

INFP: ghost (or spirit, phantom and spectre): A ghost is usually a spirit of a dead person unable or unwilling to pass into the afterlife. They mostly choose to stay invisible and haunt humans and places they have been when alive. This meets the idea of the “unfinished business” of a ghost on Earth. Children are most likely to feel the presence of such spirits.

ISFP: wil-o’-the-whisp (or ignis fatus or Jack-o’-latern): It is described as an atmospheric ghost light (probably faerie related) which tricks travellers at night into following it and ending up deep into the woods, stuck in a swamp or even dead. 

ENFJ: unicorn: A legendary and rare creature with the shape of a horse and an origin of a magic land. Their most characteristic feature is a horn on the top of their head which possess the power to heal any sickness and render any poisoned liquid potable again. Even seeing a creature as such is said to be eternal luck.

ENTP: alien or extraterrestrial being: Space-originated life forms that inhabit planets other than ours. Gifted with great intelligence and a variety of other potential, are often accused of abducting human beings.

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halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

  • The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  • Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
  • People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
  • It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
  • Regular customers included:
    • A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
    • A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
    • An actual group of Neo-Nazis
    • An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
    • Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
    • A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
  • I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

  • two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  • I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

Kid Gorgeous sentence starters

staraii:

  • “You ever seen a ghost?”
  • “Say more right now”
  • “I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”
  • “Let’s change the subject”
  • “This is a weird topic”
  • “None of us ever really know our fathers”
  • “We don’t have time to unpack all of that”
  • “STREET SMARTS!”
  • “Sit up straight! Be respectful!”
  • “So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”
  • “Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”
  • “That’ll throw him off his rhythm”
  • “Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”
  • “As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”
  • “Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”
  • “If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”
  • “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”
  • “What would Leonard Bernstein do”
  • “Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”
  • “Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”
  • “I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”
  • “She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”
  • “I thought our transaction was over”
  • “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
  • “College was like a four year game show”
  • “Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”
  • “These meaningless politeness rules”
  • “I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”
  • “See you at improv practice”
  • “Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”
  • “I am damp all the time”
  • “I don’t think it’s anything serious”
  • “I’m gross now”
  • “Y’know, life?”
  • “Monkey monkey monkey man”
  • “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”
  • “It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”
  • “I’m trying to stay nice though”
  • “Maybe they have a different definition of nice”
  • “If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”
  • “Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”
  • “That must change you as a person”
  • “Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”
  • “We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”
  • “Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”
  • “Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”
  • “Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”
  • “How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”
  • “May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”
  • “It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”
  • “There’s a horse loose in the hospital”
  • “What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”
  • “We’re well past that”
  • “Okay okay okay okay okay okay”
  • “I have fired the horse catcher”
  • “How come you opened the door for the horse?”
  • “I used to pay less attention”
  • “I’m lazy by nature”
  • “And you can quote me on that”
  • “We bought a stroller for our dog”
  • “Just one more follow up question”
  • “What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”
  • “That’s the same joke twice”
  • “A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”
  • “It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”
  • “The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”
  • “God can’t hear you”

Fake AH Crew Let’s Play GTA V – Heist sentence starters

bunchofrpmemes:

  • We’re all broke. We’re so broke. 
  • Anybody that sees our faces is gonna have to die, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison.

  • There can be no traces of us left, okay?

  • That’s the problem with being a drug user. You’re always chasing the high. You know. You got it and then it’s gone, and then how you gonna top that. And then you’re dead.

  • You gotta look cool. You’re not making us look cool.

  • We haven’t robbed anything yet and we’re already wanted!

  • My car just got destroyed! Why?!

  • No, no, no, don’t stop yet. Don’t stop yet. Just keep driving.

  • I look totally inconspicuous.

  • I’m gonna buy a new identity, dude.

  • Don’t take a picture of yourself! That’s evidence! I’ll have to blow you up!

  • Have you walked through your emergency evacuation procedure?

  • Oh, I’m in the middle of the car wash. I thought the car could use a clean before we get going.

  • Ooh. A helicopter… Why is that helicopter upside down?

  • I am planting C4 all over the place, getting ready for you guys to run.

  • Where’s the mask store?

  • I don’t know what’s going on. I’m just taking shots at everybody.

  • I’m nervous too, but if everybody just follows their fucking instructions…

  • We’re gonna rob it together, right?

  • All right, spare no expense. Remember, this is for the take of a lifetime.

  • I got explosives.

  • Getaway boat is ready to go.

  • You guys got bullet proof tires, right?

  • ___, we’re gonna make a fucking fortune. Who cares about how much you spend?

  • I know tensions are high, but come on, let’s try to stay together.

  • That’s gonna get us stopped by the cops.

  • That’s my job! Stop stealing my job!

  • I’m glad I took a hit from that bong. I’m really calm.

  • Good luck everybody. Do your job and we’ll all come out of this just fine.

  • Put the money in the bag, you son of a bitch!

  • We are not interested in becoming murderers. We just need the money.

  • Oh shit, I didn’t anticipate a chopper!

  • Oh, you killed him! You killed him! What did you do?!
  • On the bright side, uh, your cut just got a hell of a lot bigger.

  • I mean… there really doesn’t have to be two of us left at this point though, does there?

  • You never got the money. You didn’t get the money.

  • Alright. Well. I will say, the plan worked. Uh, more or less.

  • How much money did we end up getting, do you know?

  • Well, listen, I think we learned a lot, and the next heist will be that much better.

mysteryseeker:

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i got a shit ton of pics of hilarious knight armor get ready for them

Me, a 12th century knight, designing my armor: yeah make sure it’s got a giant dick buldge on it

“yeah how much arm movement do you want on that arm”

“none”

image

gosh i wish i had this confidence

these legs go up all the way

“don’t talk to me or my son again”

honestly? what a look. iconic

i present to you this innovative helmet design, we call it: no fucking eyesight

these are all the funny knight pics i have but here’s a bonus, the helmet that i would wear if i were a knight

klanstbite:

The other day my mom said something that i found really insulting to
the 2d animation movies, she said that they stopped doing those because
they were no longer appealing to the audience and that they were
supposed to be discontinued, and i just thought how bullshit of an
argument that is.

Comparing 2d animation with 3d and saying one is
superior is like saying that digital art is better than traditional
art, better than the fucking Mona Lisa, The creation of Adam, in fact,
is a pretty ignorant comparation to do because one does not suprass the
other, but new techniques are getting invented and we invest in those
more.

Is just another way of animation, in fact, the shitty move
all those studios did by closing their 2d animation studios eas
pointless and it´s gonna cost them greatly, because someday people are
gonna want to go back to the 2d animation and studios like Disney or
Dreamworks will be too scared to do that, that will be the day that
other studios will take upon them and give us what we want.

2D animation has the most beautiful animation i´ve ever seen, there´s something in it that i can´t explain that makes a big difference from watching cgi, and what i think would make a great combination is the great amount of details that you see in CGI and 3D movies into 2D techniques so you could expect to see shit like this

Atlantis (2001)

Treasure Planet (2002)

Sinbad (2003)

5 centimeters per second (2007)

The princess and the frog (2009)

Children who lost their Voices (2011)

Beyond the boundary (2015)

Your name (2016)

So whoever dares to say 2d animation is dead is wrong and also a bitch