It is no coincidence that both Themyscira and Wakanda were hidden societies. They both knew what would happen if white men found them thriving.
AHHHHHH!!!!
The tea is PIPING
The fact that the second that a white guy shows up in Wakanda or Themyscira is the second things start taking a turn for the worse is the single most realistic thing in any superhero fiction because history has proven that yep, that is definitely always the case
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 dumbass
looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am
*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th…
here’s the thing
not-natural-moose-and-squirrel:
for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question
so far i’ve done misha collins
dj khaled
troian bellisario
sean o’pry
gavin grimm
tj miller
lany
and so far not a single goddamn answer.
i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff stops me
still doin it
answer me you heathens
answer me
answer me you cowards
answer the question
Have they answered u yet
no i’m furious
answer the question
Perseverance is my only virtue
cowards
FINALLY
Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect
oh look
*cracks knuckles to dust*
@setheverman answer my prayers you negligent absent god
every single person on here? cowardly bitches.
face your mortality. choose your requiem.
i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down
the cast of Gotham answered!
SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!
cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
This is really the post I was looking for
Vampire Memes!
- posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
- hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
- *sips blood* ah! Probiotic
- *minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
- “Organic food is so expensive”
- *at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
- constant mid-life crisis
- “Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
- sunset motivational posters
- *14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
- OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
- *random hissing*
halloween is just scary pride
world cup = sporty pride
christmas = ginger(bread) pride
new year’s = posh pride
may day = baby pride
i didnt spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to shoehorn a spice girls reference into this post for it to only get 100 notes cmon gays





































