bunny-butch:

aggressionbread:

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

neuroticgaymusings:

↖️ This blog is willing to exchange feet pics for money.

xandrachantal:

blackberryshawty:

thecommonchick:

YAS! 🙌

This is like… so rude

it’s tru

dimetrodone:

corg-sidhe:

dimetrodone:

People who can comfortably sit longer then 15 minutes are the luckiest people in the world

You’d think so until you realize executive dysfunction has kept you in the same position for 8 solid hours

Solidarity between those who can’t get shit done cause they were sitting all day with those who can’t get shit done cause they can’t stay in one place

filthy–as–charged:

adhighdefinition:

“binge watching” or as my adhd ass likes to see it….. i’ve 3 partially watched things open and i actually managed to get a few minutes into each of them!!!!! 

“Binge watching” aka letting a show play for 4 hours in the background while I do 6 different things on my phone the entire time