

No Taika slander will be tolerated on my dash.
To quote Taika himself: “What better way to insult Hitler than having him portrayed by a Polynesian Jew?”
most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please
harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.
i made this post 3 years ago i think that makes it an official change.org petition by now
this is like how a dream feels
@thebibliosphere Did they put sinks in your basement? I feel like they belong in there.
I’m legit crying with laughter at the panicked progression to catch the water.
someone: i love you
me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
me externally: aww i love you too!!

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
this grilled cheese video made me hard





